Good morning. In less than a week, students on this email will join others from around the school and you will be participating in the largest academic challenge in the history of the Trojans. Trojans, that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can’t be consumed by our petty school loyalties any more. We will be united in our common egotistical belief that we are smarter. Perhaps it’s fate that today is Groundhog Day, and you will be stuck in this competition for the rest of your life. Not in athletic ability, occupational performance, or financial success, but useless fact recall. We’re competing for our right to brag, to talk shit. And should we win the day, the 7th of February will no longer be known as a random day on the calendar, but as the day we declared to the Gould School of Law in one voice, “We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to live on, We’re going to survive!” Today, we celebrate LAAB TRIVIA NIGHT!!!!!!!!
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