Starrett is a native of Los Angeles. He got tired of nice weather and access to culture so he went to the freezing tundra of Vermont to Middlebury College. He wanted to become wildly successful very quickly so he decided to major in English and Theater. Upon graduation, Starrett realized his true calling of relentless argument over inane details and decided to begin applying for law schools. To pass the time until he attended USC Law School, Starrett decided to impart his infinite knowledge on students throughout Los Angeles.
Now that he is in Law School, Starrett currently wishes to specialize in environmental litigation specifically in the realm of clean tech and alternative energy in some misguided belief that he is Captain Planet. In his off hours, he moonlights as a publicist for LAAB and is starting a revolution among the townsfolk to become crowned King of LAAB.